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I want to cook and eat Jessica Simpson !!!
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Athena Cernbill
2005-12-19 00:59:03 UTC
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I'm a cannibal and Jessica Simpson is still a great piece of female
flesh and it's time to harvest this piggy and cook her meat.
Yummy!

So should I roast her on a spit, cook her in an oven, boil her in a
pot, butcher her for parts or eat her raw, as Sushi ???

What part of her do you want to eat?
fluke
2005-12-25 19:59:02 UTC
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I have a lot of pics of Jessica would be willing to share put don't know of
a good newsgroup poster any suggestions
Jamie
2005-12-29 03:25:39 UTC
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go ahead and post pics on here and i will share some pics myself.
Post by fluke
I have a lot of pics of Jessica would be willing to share put don't know of
a good newsgroup poster any suggestions
Count Cannibal
2005-12-30 00:55:12 UTC
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Good choice, roast her whole on a spit, tits and ass for me.
Rick Morris
2006-01-01 06:17:36 UTC
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I recommend eating her raw -- like sushi! Any female flesh would taste
best that way I think! Save me her reproductive organs; or at least a
couple of them! Her ovaries or fallopian-tubes or uterus or vagina would
suit me just fine! Her nipples, areolae or breasts! Her asshole
sphincter (cleaned -- of course)! Any or all of those parts would taste
absolutely delicious off of her virile young body! MMMMmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!
;-)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Goran
2006-01-08 04:44:00 UTC
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You guys are sick and you need help!!
Post by Rick Morris
I recommend eating her raw -- like sushi! Any female flesh would taste
best that way I think! Save me her reproductive organs; or at least a
couple of them! Her ovaries or fallopian-tubes or uterus or vagina would
suit me just fine! Her nipples, areolae or breasts! Her asshole
sphincter (cleaned -- of course)! Any or all of those parts would taste
absolutely delicious off of her virile young body! MMMMmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!
;-)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
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